On this fine Sunday evening, I shall be viewing the classic motion picture production Groundhog Day. I’ll be enjoying camp stove chicken noodle soup, hot cocoa and Tanglefoot IPA from the Royal Docks Brewing Company. The noodle soup is made from protein-rich veggie noodles, an egg, and a chicken bouillon cube, in case anyone is wondering. It’s what I eat these days in preparation for an extended bicycle camping trip. It’s tasty as fuck, and I can make it drunk as fuck, so it wins. Hot cocoa because it’s effing cold out and I like hot cocoa. The Tanglefoot IPA because it’s what a good friend generously brought home for me the other day. It smells like grapefruit with an aftertaste to match. I’m slowly acquiring a taste for beer. Continue reading “Drunken Reviews – Groundhog Day”
Update: 2/4/2018 7:56PM EST: Just got through some big life changes. Cannot afford alcohol for every review. I will have more time for reviews though. That being said, my reviews may not all be drunken. I’ve instead begun distilling my drunken personality and will try to write all reviews while embracing what makes drunken me so awesome. Like arrogance. I’m an arrogant turd sometimes when drunk. Basically, I won’t be holding back, even when sober. I definitely plan on getting hammered when possible because it’s Fun.
Up next is a classic: Groundhog Day
Here’s hoping I can slow myself down more often to write a review and enjoy or loathe a new piece of cinema. Cheers.
Name’s Dustin. I find great pleasure in all things humorous and uncomfortable. There are very few things that I take seriously, outside of hilarity. It’s so hard to take anything seriously when everything is done so poorly and/or idiotically. I love movies, bicycles, listening to entire albums by my favorite artists, eating Nutella, and learning. No idea what I’m doing in life, just riding my bike and writing about whatever the heck I want. Hopefully, I can make money doing that and eat bananas in a hammock next to my bike someday soon.
When I wipe, I fold the toilet paper in half, at an angle. Basically bring the two opposite corners together to give me extra strength in the middle, while creating some wings on the side to protect against mudslides.
That’s about all anyone should ever need to know about me. Deuces.